" Use gasoline to kill Yellow Jackets..."
This is one of the many dangerous and ineffective bits of information I found on a gardening chat page today. I also read that a person who followed this advice ended up with burns over 30% of his body and months of physical therapy and plastic surgery as a result. There are a number of ways to get bad information on gardening. It's not uncommon to see numerous home remedies for gardening problems all over the Internet. Some are well intentioned homeopathic remedies and some like this one are downright dangerous both to the target pest and to the person applying the "solution."
Solutions are usually anecdotal information, and are usually offered to people looking to avoid either the work or the expense of taking the right steps to correct the problem. Unfortunately, the information often gives advice which is more harmful than the pest which the writer is trying to control.
Bad advice doesn't only apply to gardening, but to many things you look up on the Internet. For today though, we'll limit ourselves to gardening issues. There seem to be a few themes in the bad advice category. I call them "Voodoo," Bad Advice, and The Aspirin Syndrome.
"Voodoo" is advice which seems to come from experts with experience, but which is in fact contrary to any known acceptable practice in gardening. The "Gasoline on Yellow jackets" scenario is one I hear all the time. You can substitute fire ants, termites, tent caterpillars and any number of weed species in the target category for this remedy. Pollution and cost ($3.25/gallon today in Chicago) aside, This is a dangerous practice with implications including explosion, burns and unintentional poisoning as some of the issues. If you don't want to use pesticides, don't use gasoline.
Some other Voodoo solutions I found on the net today include:
Aspirin for spider mites - Not sure what this is all about but I'm sure it won't work if the infestation is bad.
Birth control pills to feed African Violets - This was from a Garden Guru! It is certainly against the law to use a prescription like this, and expensive too.
Bleach or pool shock to sterilize soil - Pool Shock is about 10X stronger than Clorox. Incredible!
Using dog feces as lawn fertilizer - Diseases and stink aside - How about just picking it up?
Use bleach to treat poison ivy rash - Not Pool Shock? The possibility for chemical burns to the skin is tremendous - Don't do it!
Bad advice is a real issue as well. It can come from the 16 year old clerk at Home Depot who's in the garden department (I know there are specialists in Home Depot - I've trained them, but they don't seem to stay around long.) who recommends a systemic insecticide like Orthene for your tomatoes, or the garden center employee who recommends Roundup to control dandelions in your lawn. Bad advice is easy to find. The Roundup example is very common. A consumer looking for weed killer to drive dandelions out of her lawn asks if Roundup will do the trick. The clerk sees that it kills weeds and grass and says "Yeah, that will do it." It does. But Roundup also kills the grass in the lawn leaving it looking like a dog walking park with dead spots all over. The consumer blames Roundup when in fact it did exactly what the label said it would do - Kill weeds AND grass. This scenario is fairly harmless, but sometimes recommendations can be more damaging. I had an experience where a hardware store employee recommended an insecticide which was extremely safe used outdoors as an indoor insect killer. Fortunately someone else read the label and remembered my advice that if it isn't on the label it isn't to be used, and intervened.
The third issue is what I call "The Aspirin Syndrome" It's a testimony to my dad who always adhered to the rule that "If I take 2 aspirin and my headache goes away in 20 minutes, 8 aspirin will make it go away in 5 minutes." This "More is Better" philosophy doesn't work for aspirin or pesticides. If the label says use 1 oz. per gallon, 4 ounces will not be any more effective. It will not kill bugs or weed faster or deader.
Fortunately, most garden pesticide manufacturers are recognizing some of these issues and are offering more products in a ready to apply or ready to spray configuration. The economy of concentrated pesticides is giving way to the convenience of pre-mixed and ready to apply products. Safer active ingredients in lower concentrations add an element of forgiveness to some products. Product labels carry large graphics showing the insect or weed that the product is to be used on. It helps but it's no guarantee against bad advice.
Organic gardeners are not exempt from this advice either. Don't confuse "organic" and "safe." One does not equal the other. Some organic pesticides such as nicotine sulfate are more poisonous than many of the chemical insecticides on the market. Organic gardeners are bound by the same rules and can make the same mistakes as others.
How can a conscientious consumer make the right decisions? Do your own research. Ask questions, and most important read the label for every product you buy regardless of whether it's a soil, fertilizer or pesticide. Ultimately you are your own protection against misapplication and incorrect information.
If you still want to take a shot at whirling up a bunch of Tomato Hornworm caterpillars in the blender with a few cigarettes and spraying that on your tomatoes to control insects in your garden that's fine.
Let me know though because I won't be coming over for either Margaritas or a salad any time soon.
SG
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